The Universal Uniform

To all the gals and guys out there who have their standard evening uniform, you know what I’m talking about. If you are anything like me, the first thing you do when you get home is wash your hands because students are germ farms throw on your favorite pair of pajama pants. Or at the very least, I know you are kicking off those shoes! Comfort is something that I have sought with great persistence since I was a young child. Anything “fozzy”, soft, or really just capable of allowing me to sit crossed legged without hindrance of dreadful seams, has been a staple to my wardrobe.

When I’m in public and a new fabric is in sight, if it seems at all to be a cozy item, I will approach it in the same way I will an irresistible puppy. First, you approach slowly yet with confidence. Second, you reach out your hand and gently touch the fabric. Third, you revel in the squishy wonderful feeling of interacting with a cozy item in public. You can always take it a step further and hoard purchase the cozy item. The difference between a puppy and a nice blanket is the blaring fact that grown women should be able to hold back touching blankets on the shelf at their local store. Puppies, on the other hand, no one should ever outgrow.

Celebrate your comfort tonight my friends! Enjoy that cozy blanket and appreciate the perfect pair of pajamas that welcomes you as you enter the door. And if your significant other is anything like mine, hide all of your compulsive purchases and ease him into it. It is a lifestyle after all. Viva the Cozy!

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